Being somewhat new to the idea of having a website, I’m constantly amazed by the information one can easily track. A lot of this is probably obvious to you seasoned bloggers and website developer types, but I love that I can see how people are accessing our site.
For instance, I just noticed that one of the search engine terms that led someone here is “animal cum marathon part 7.” Presumably, this is cueing off of my Music Marathon posts and “Animal Collective” (and, yes, I have re-purposed that picture of them above) or something, but I’d just like to state for the record that we’re big, big fans of the Animal Cum Marathon series, particularly part 7. In fact, it’s kind of amazing that one of us hasn’t blogged about it already.
Now, it’s entirely possible that we were way down on the list of hits that the search engine happened to find, and, frankly, I find this unsatisfactory. I’m logging this Animal Cum Marathon Part 7-centric post in hopes that we can raise our relevancy in such searches. My goal of Animal Cum Marathon Part 7 domination will not be reached until we’re the number one Animal Cum Marathon Part 7 website on the net. Thank you.
Animal Cum Marathon Part 7!!!
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Congrats, you jackass. We’re now the first hit when you search “animal cum marathon” on Google. I was going to ignore it, because I’m not a TEN-YEAR-OLD TRAPPED IN A 34-YEAR-OLD’S BODY.
Wait, wait, wait… You mean we’re the first hit for the WHOLE SERIES? Hm. That’s unfortunate. I didn’t really want to be associated with Part IV.
You’re totally right. Part IV has way too many zebras. It’s just creepy.
Dave, your mom is going to cry when she reads this (after searching for “animal cum marathon” on google)
Who’s the 10-year old boy now Raina?
Me, that’s who.
Agreed. We’ve had some truly perverse show up on the prospectus. Viva Google Analytics!
Animal Cum Marathon Part 7
…..I am thinking Sbertnerne single. Hah? hah?